Fantasy Challenge

We here at 4MS have developed (from what we know) the first legitimate RW/RR Fantasy League. For the value of society we need to share this with the world:

Here's what we got for rules:

Separate drafts for men and women.
Draft order is reversed for each draft. Fantasy style so that person who picks last in the first round, picks first in the second round.
Five participants; each pick 2 men and 2 women.
If contestant eliminated early on, they can pick from those remaining (of the same gender) that are not taken to compensate for the fact that some people never make it very far (See: Brooke).
However, if there are no more "free agent" contestants left over when your person is eliminated then your team is down a person for the remainder of the season.

Winning a challenge (+15)

Winning a duel/gauntlet/whathaveyou (+25)

Winning it all (+80)

Hitting someone in the face (that fat Puerto Rican girls punch on Beth that one time) (+25)

Getting in a MEGA-fight (blood must be drawn in sufficient amounts) (+80)

Getting into a yelling match (+10)

Implied sexual congress (+40)

Same sex relations (kisses count) for a person not necessarily of that persuasion. (+30)

Female Crying. (+10)

Straight Male Crying (+30)

Gay Male Crying (+20)

Being racist or sexist (+15)

Threesome (+30)

Doing something transcendently funny (Evan chasing the Sheep; will be voted on by group) (+10)

“$hit they should have shown” counts.

Rules-amending votes can be proposed during the season to account for the uncertainty in the structure of the competition. All amendments to be adopted by supermajority.

The Teams Are as Follows:

Clark’s Team (aka Team Wishes the Miz was still around): Brad, Kenny, Ev (first female pick), Casey

Erin’s Team (aka Team Come on Be My Baby Tonight): Dunbar, Wes(first male pick), Johanna, Veronica

Tom’s Team (aka Team “Let’s Not Get Ghetto”): Danny, Evan, Ibis, Kim

Cail’s Team (aka Team “Don’t you ever talk to me like that EVER AGAIN@!#@!”): Cohutta, Darrell, Kelly Anne, Susie

Reed’s Team (aka Team Running from a Fight in a Onesie): Derrick, Johnny, Tonya, Diem [both in the PM and otherwise]

Breakdown

The questions that will decide the season are plentiful.

Will any of the old guard (Derrick, Darrell, Susie, Veronica) be able to keep up with the young guns? The only way age helps during this competition seems to be during the traditional first few weeks of eliminating all the new kids. Yet, with the--shall we say--liberal drug testing policy of this competition, perhaps the old guard can usurp one of the top dogs.

With no CT (from what we imagine are insurance concerns), there seems to be a less than 20% chance anyone gets kicked off this season; however, we have no doubt that to what extent the Wes/Johann/Kenny dynamic results in yell fights, real fights, mega-fights will have a huge impact on scoring.

How sexist can Johnny be?

Will competitions like the Spelling Bee from last season become the norm? If the Challenge is becoming more of an intellectual competition and less of a physical one, who’s team will gain the edge and sit on the championship thron. (or is it throne?)

Who will surprise us? Last year Kim beat Ruthie in a Duel, resulting in (according to Wikipedia) the first time in the history of mankind a blonde, southern jezebel who openly talks about her sex life on camera beat a scary rapper who is a former alcoholic in a fight. Spoiler picks could include Danny (a roughneck Boston kid who has probably been on a cycle or two but has never shown anything in the Challenge) and Dunbar (thick like a fullback, dumb as a rock).

Will Tonya and Veronica be the Tonya and Veroncie of old? Both these women went early in the draft due to the strength of their resumes. Not for the competition, but instead their resumes of sexual proclivity and getting into fights about nothing at all. However, both have missed Challenges since their last appearances. Have they settled down? Found a significant other? Got a real job thats NOT soft core pornography? We shall see.

Which undrafted player will be a sleeper? Adam has been known to get in a fight and is cagey veteran. Katie is nuts. Brianna is more nuts than Katie. Chet may finally come out on national television. Shauvon hooks up on roofs. Really, the Free Agents out there have tremendous potential and missing out on one of them or picking them up off the wire could make or break this years fantasy league.

While there are more questions (how much will Diem cry? Who will Casey not get naked for? Can Darrell still go under the radar?) we can not speak on all of them here. Hopefully 4MS will be able to provide a breakdown of tonights show later this week.

In the meantime, enjoy the game!